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Fake Hits

by Tiger Castle

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1.
Stallion 00:49
We need a savior (don’t you forget it) Full of piss and vinegar (don’t you forget it) The wastes of the world they can forget it (don’t you forget it) Just play that song again (don’t you forget it) And don’t you forget it, yeah Can’t break this stallion, can’t break this stallion, can’t break this stallion So don’t even try
2.
Quasar 05:10
Running in circles, turning forever We all had visions, we all were sent underground And that’s how it’s gonna be Crushing despair, like supernova The radiation, it sent us all underground And that’s how we’re gonna be Cause we are useless, a speck of dust floating on the breeze We are insignificant, I know Cause we are nothing, an imperfection in infinity We don’t count for anything, I know Drowning in starlight, like a tsunami The things we saw, they must always stay underground And that’s how it’s gonna be Cause we are useless, a speck of dust floating on the breeze We are insignificant, I know Cause we are nothing, an imperfection in infinity We don’t affect the universe, I know Where will you be when solar flares come? (x4)
3.
The Lake 04:48
The lake, I am the water, and you, you are the sound And we, we make the current, when no, no one’s around On the lake Take me to the river so I can drown You can learn to swim in a wedding gown This can be our little secret, no one alive has to know Promise me that you will keep it On the lake, I am the water, and you, you are the tides The waves, I am the ocean, and you, you are my guide On the lake Undiscovered beaches soaked by the sun We can swim together moving as one No hurricane can contain us Wind from above and below So long as our strength remains with us Then the storms cannot move us, nothing can try To separate the bonds between us that never die Deep beneath The lake, I am the water, and you, you are the sound Then we, we keep the current, when no, no one’s around On the lake, I am the water, and you, you are the tides The waves, I am the ocean, and you, you are my guide On the lake
4.
Head On 05:31
Swim like your life is underwater, yeah Float like your life is up in the clouds, yeah Tonight our hearts are useless, they’ll never reconnect the past This temple’s not for sinners, God might forgive you if you beg But it won’t work Break hearts like you can’t feel any pain, yeah Kick ass like you’re made of explosions, yeah! Tonight our hearts are useless, they’ll never reconnect the past This temple’s not for sinners, God might forgive you if you beg But it won’t work Face your problems, face your problems Head on, head on (repeat until fade)
5.
Wake up today is the day that life is gonna go your way Pay no mind what everyone says you got it figured out Get out of bed today is the day you might have something useful to say or change in a meaningful way the world you clutter up And in your deepest darkest recess There is a spark that says to fight Try not to crumble into pieces Like your past and your state of mind it says you might Wake up today is the day that everything's gonna go your way Open up, today is the day you turn your life around Wake up it's a bright sunny day Everything's gonna wipe up the gray Wake up, wake up today It's a bright sunny day (x3) Open the drapes and take in the scene The world's there for you to seize Maybe you can catch your dreams with grit and elbow grease Wake up 'cause no one can see that last night you cried yourself to sleep the weight of the world it crushed you deep in a ten-mile chasm And if you think your contributions Will ever even make a dent You need a stronger constitution Cause the world has its plans and they're not meant for you Wake up today is the day that everything's gonna go your way Open up, today is the day you turn your life around Wake up it's a bright sunny day Everything's gonna wipe up the gray Wake up, wake up today It's a bright sunny day (x3) Hopefully today's not the day that you get run over by a train Or die horribly in flames in a ten-car pile-up And in the epilogue of your world Will you have a Where Are They Now? Will you defeat the sad confusion Will you rise to the top of it somehow? Wake up today is the day that everything's gonna go your way Open up, today is the day you turn your life around Wake up it's a bright sunny day Everything's gonna wipe up the gray Wake up, wake up today It's a bright sunny day (x3)
6.
Footnote 04:40
I walked in the club Everyone gotta know what's up She was waiting there Little did I know that she had her eyes on me To stall ain't a crime Everyone's gotta take some time One must strategize Little did I know there's an opportunity When everywhere you're walking on egg shells When every thing's a sign nothing is a sign When Michael Cera's your spirit animal When everything's a sign nothing is a sign Everybody has their chances Everybody has their chance and you blew it Everybody has their chances Everybody has their chance and you blew it Why don't you go cry about it Why don't you go cry how you're so frustrated Why don't you go cry about it It's so sad And soon you will be a footnote but for today it hurts It should be commonplace but it's always the worst And how much did I break and how much is just your style And soon you will be a footnote but it'll take a while I played it in my head All the things I shoulda done instead Do this don't say that Little did I know that there are no mulligans Don't dwell on the past I bet you she wouldn't think like that Don't beat up yourself Life is just a series of mistakes And when all the magic of time and place are Wasted like all the moments you had saved Unknown intentions cause all the tension They're better off as mysteries of modern love so How could you have never seen it? How could you have never lived in the moment? How could you have never seen it? How could you have never lived in the moment? Everyone has perfect hindsight Everyone has should'ves, would'ves and could'ves Everyone has perfect hindsight It's so sad And soon you will be a footnote but for today it hurts It should be commonplace but it's always the worst And how much did I break and how much is just your style And soon you will be a footnote but it'll take a while And in the event of failure what have we learned today? This isn't your fantasy things don't always go your way That's why we pick up ourselves that's why we have to fall And in the event of failure I haven't learned at all I had it in my hand Now the bird never flies again I was ready yeah Little did I know that she turned away from me (x4)
7.
The congregation hears the bells they always sound for someone else the song they play, it doesn't ring a bell the devil thinks he's in control he bargains for your mortal soul he never thought it'd be so hard to sell Fresh out of role models had to turn to the bottle doesn't really matter what's inside Were it ninety-three or two his state of mind would still be cool alas his generation passed him by the shifting sands they still demand a sacrifice of time the artist and the poet try to make the stanzas rhyme "Nobody understands the pain we must endure lock ourselves in this room and listen to The Cure" needing something more and so it goes but there's always something there (it's waiting in the shadows) there's always something there (lookin' for something new) there's always something there it's lookin' for a way out there's always something there it's looking right through you She left for the city the city that drowned she said she can manage to burn it down she said she can manage to turn it around and we all believe her she's world renowned wishing you luck you'll need it too summon the strength to carry it through A-double-plus top of the stack no guarantee of your money back Crush the assembly line straighten out your crooked spine may be now you'll make a difference your ego is a work of art impossible to pick apart intelligent design has no defense maybe in a hundred years I'll still be around I will stand and wait right here listen for the sound of it everywhere there's always something there (it's waiting in the shadows) there's always something there (lookin' for something new) there's always something there it's look in' for a way out there's always something there it's looking for you
8.
Emo Supremo 04:38
On closer inspection We're all just reflections A mirror to our open mind The clumsiest metaphor Still might be useful for Poets who don't have the time How well do you know me I want you to show me what goes on inside of your head I'd write you a love song But it would just sound wrong I'll make something jaded instead The words that are on it They're mostly ironic Sincerity's fell out of style But deep down in there You'll see I really care And I hope that you would stay a while Oh why am I so torn apart I won't stop til I start Maybe I'll work things out Nobody is born devout So think about what to say There is no tape delay No one can just hit rewind Just be your own censor It makes so much sense for When dealing with thoughts of this kind I must reprimand your delusions of grandeur Your musings are not that profound But I'm one to talk when have I walked the walk? I can barely keep track of the ground Oh why am I so torn apart We all could use some heart Maybe I'll work things out For now lets all stand and shout Sometimes I stare up at the ceiling And look what happens to fall out You gotta quantify this feeling Are you in love or just self-doubt? The heavens filled with staves and sonnets It seems the poets, they found the time If only the whole world was flawless Then everything will beeee just fine I can't get blood from a stone Will you please take me home? ladies and gentlemen please your attention this won't take up much of your time this plan i've concocted the boat it will rock yet it very well might blow all your minds their eyes were prismatic the room was ecstatic I savored it while it would last Imagine their feels When I had to reveal I was just blowing smoke up their ass Oh why am I so torn apart I won't stop til I start Maybe I'll work things out Nobody is born devout
9.
(ain't got none)
10.
Sure Things 02:47
I lost a friend and you think it’s fine but to me it sucks I need a friend who won’t ditch me for something they’re not (Gone it’s sure things) Like the trust, like friend, like the pieces that we try to mend (Hung from a string) Sure things aren’t as sure as I thought, they might not exist (Gone it’s sure things) Maturity, something that I wish that we had but it might not exist I found a friend, there’s no one else, He’s the only one that’s true I need a friend who can care about me and have some fun (Gone it’s sure things) Like the trust, like friend, like the pieces that we try to mend (Sadness it brings) Sure things aren’t as sure as I thought, they might not exist (Gone it’s sure things) Maturity, something that I wish that we had but it might not exist (Gone it’s sure things) Like the trust, like friend, like the pieces that we try to mend (Undeserving) Sure things aren’t as sure as I thought, they might not exist (Gone it’s sure things) Maturity, something that I wish that we had but it might not exist (Gone it’s sure things) Like the trust, like friend, like the pieces that we try to mend (Gone it’s sure things) Sure things aren’t as sure as I thought, they might not exist (Gone it’s sure things) Maturity, something that I wish that we had but it might not exist
11.
Fun 03:15
When in the end, the light turns to stone I will finally be alone to look at the life that we led Blood we shed, and forests we’ve burned And I hope that our fortunes will turn We’ll walk through the meadows and roll down the hills And to think years from now we will Be gone and forgotten, until that time comes We will need to have some fun We’ll walk through the valleys and roll down the hills And to think years from now we will Be gone and forgotten, until that time comes Armageddon won’t stop our fun When in the end as the light hits my eyes I will finally realize reality’s bursting at the seams In my dreams, the end fits the means And I hope that the planets align tonight We’ll stroll through the ashes of cities that fell and we’ll notice the funeral bells Are gone and forgotten, our worst days are done Now we’re free to have some fun
12.
Tell a joke and make her smile, I promise you it’s worth your while Some roses and a box of sweets can really sweep her off her feet So pay for dinner, I insist, cause later she’ll owe you a kiss A smold’ring look, a turn of phrase can turn that into second base If you wanna pick up chicks, you gotta turn on the charm And put your game face on, so you can fuck her brains out And nothing in the world can stop you now Except your looks, your income, and the kind of car you drive Tell her how you really feel, your honesty could seal the deal But don’t be fooled if she refused, she’s secretly in love with you Cause you oughta know that you’re God’s gift to women you can nail a dozen of ‘em in the sack but you shouldn’t worry about her personality, it only holds you back So don’t forget to get your fill, the condom’s strictly optional If you wanna pick up chicks, you gotta turn on the charm And put your game face on, so you can fuck her brains out And nothing in the world can stop you now Except your looks, your income, and your basic hygiene, yeah When she starts to pull away, then you can look for other strange Then beg for her to take you back, they always fall for shit like that So hear me out, I guarantee that you can be a stud like me So if you wanna pick up chicks, you gotta turn on the charm And put your game face on, so you can fuck her brains out And nothing in the world can stop you now Except your looks, your income, and the kind of car you drive Your sense of humor and what brand of clothes you wear But none of it matters with my winning strategy As long as you got game
13.
If all you did was throw a fit, that would be the end of it But now I see you’re doing fine, everything’s so different It’s so hard to hold it together When every day rips out your spine it comforts me to know I still have mine But I’m quickly losing strength to crawl away I see the fire that’s in your eyes, and loving you has made me realize Together we could make it out of this place I see you now in everything, doesn’t really help the sting You gotta keep your spirits high, who know what the future brings You shouldn’t be another footnote When every day rips out your spine it comforts me to know I still have mine But soon I won’t have strength to crawl away I’ve seen the fire that’s in your eyes, but knowing you has made me realize We never could have made it out of this place And in another world where nothing changes We never learned a thing, we’re still the same And if I went there I could never stay, it never would last These sorts of things they always find a way If all you did was throw a fit, that would be the end of it You handled things so gracefully, maybe I should take some tips But never say never forever When every day rips out your spine it comforts me to know I still have mine But I’m quickly losing strength to crawl away I see the fire that’s in your eyes, and loving you has made me realize Together we could make it out of this place Yeah (x3)

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released November 4, 2014

Tiger Castle: Guitar (Electric, EBow), Bass, Drums (real, GarageBand), Delay Oscillations, Miscellaneous GarageBand keyboard patches, Vocals
All songs and lyrics written by me, except the lyrics to Sure Things, which was the shitty poetry of that one obnoxious kid in high school

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Tiger Castle Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

"Music that makes you wanna play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater."

Power pop but dumber, pop punk without the baggage. If you like harmonized guitar leads, fast dense songs, sometimes being really dreamy, air-guitaring at the back of the basement show crowd, Jeff Rosenstock, Rozwell Kid, Diarrhea Planet, or PUP, you'll probably like us. Go Birds. ... more

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