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Pineapple Slasher

by Tiger Castle

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1.
10/10 01:41
First in line makes me nervous Second time it's the same Third through nine makes a pattern Ten times out of ten Don't believe missing numbers They won't fool me again Perfect score it's familiar Ten times out of ten
2.
Spent my fortune I could use some wealth and fame Good luck next time We would've thanked you if you came Don't say maybe You gotta stand by what you said Underwater Let the waves crash on my head I don't like it it's no good Waking up the neighborhood Respect your elders They already fucked it up Drink one for me It's enough to fill my cup Shake in my shoes Keep on acting like I'm bored Surf the waters But I never surfed before I don't like it nor should you Will you change your point of view?
3.
Separation takes its toll the world is full of scary folks and There's only so far you detach before you know you've met your match Separate the lie from fact Our livelihood has been attacked by The living dead that shuffle through This gaping hole the size of you and The metal girders twist and break You'll never stop at second place til The huddled masses writhe in pain at Every mention of your cursed name Carry on how can we carry on Where are the lights at dawn How did you turn that off? Hold it because you stole it And then you sold it and it's a buyers market Try it before you buy it Cause we supply it and we're engulfed in darkness Hold it because you stole it And then you sold it and it's a buyers market Try it before you buy it Cause we supply it and we're engulfed in darkness now I'm so sick of dreams of me So sick of dreams tomorrow brings and It's funny how you watch us drown So close to grab and drag you down so You separate the lie from fact It's always such a daunting task When the bastards on the battlefields Are using us as human shields Carry on how can we carry on? Can it be "moving on" when you're still in the same place? Hold it because you stole it And then you sold it and it's a buyers market Try it before you buy it Cause we supply it and we're engulfed in darkness Hold it because you stole it And then you sold it and it's a buyers market Try it before you buy it Cause we supply it and we're engulfed in darkness It's the hardest part of living life
4.
Let us agree to disagree Even at a price that isn't free The terms and the circumstances changed Ending with your face rearranged Why must you be so belligerent? Even with the time and money spent It's clear that our plan has gone to hell But who is at fault I'll never tell Don't you debate me Don't you berate me Don't you debate me Don't emulate me Whoever said agree to disagree Clearly they have never met me So check all the tapes and photographs You will see I have the last laugh Can we talk about it? Not now Bottle up your thoughts and write ‘em down Can we talk about it somehow? Yeah we can talk, right fuckin’ now! Don't you debate me Don't you erase me Don't you debate me Don't emulate me You're wrong, you're so wrong (x4) Don't you debate me Don't you berate me Don't you debate me Don't emulate me Don't you debate me Don't you erase me Don't you debate me Don't emulate me Don't you debate me Don't you berate me Don't you debate me Don't emulate me
5.
You show off your stick and poke Of your own lyrics that you wrote Two hours late, you bum a smoke And a couple bucks, five dollars at the door There is no room to breathe At least you're in good company Discerning taste and homemade tapes Don't mean you're not all human waste You're a symptom not the cause And yet your symptoms give me pause When your distressed Doc Martens came from Lands’ End When your vintage jean jacket’s older than your girlfriend If you feed them City Wides, then they won't run and hide What makes all these basements bring out the worst in you? The scene’s obscene The scene it will never die But for all it's done it oughta try You mall punks and predators Will come around and get what you deserve Tube amps and analog Just echo all your awful thoughts That Big Muff Pi joke oughta die It creeped her out the first time When your distressed Doc Martens came from Lands’ End When your vintage jean jacket’s older than your girlfriend If you feed them City Wides, say it's cold out stay inside If it worked for Dean Martin why won't it work for you? The scene’s obscene So check the news, you'll be there soon here's Advice to keep, don't be a fucking creep So check the news, someday you'll be there soon oh This shit's too deep, some day you will see When your distressed Doc Martens came from Lands’ End When your vintage jean jacket’s older than your girlfriend If you feed them City Wides, then they won't run and hide What makes all these basements bring out the worst in you? The scene’s obscene
6.
You're cool, aloof, detached it seems So am I but just about different things It's a seller’s market I’m just a buyer Hold me like you hold a towel from the dryer With you it seems I can talk about anything And that includes how I'm the worst for you I've got a bad attitude I'll fucking prove it Your sunny outlook I'll surgically remove it Cleaning out my closet, I’m cleaning out my playpen Get a big trash bag I've got a lot of skeletons If I gave you a seventh chance Does that count as romance? I'm worse off not being hurt by you Let's stop and think this through You can't even call it a breakup A dead elephant in the room If nothing's intact in the first place you're screwed You've got a bad attitude I'll fucking prove it Your gloomy outlook I’ll forcibly improve it Cleaning out my closet, I’m cleaning out your playpen Get a big trash bag I've got a lot of skeletons No I can't stand the hype ‘cause I know where it came from You say you love me? Name three of my albums You can't get to heaven with that tattoo If you think that's all that's stopping you Then BOY HAVE I GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU
7.
Taking a stab at the options you have and they're running out Losing the fight with the dogs at my throat and I'm bleeding out Hop in my car and it's grinding my gears I can't breeze on through But I forgot that now I became traffic by trying to get to you I am so agreeable you'll see One for you and 99 for me You cannot hold her hand again, at least in this life You beg and plead but what you need is a brand new life You fabricate and validate a short forever Well what I had meant is I'm awfully content to just kick the can Before I retreat I pick it off the street and slice up my hand So stab me with icicles, melt in the snow, it's untraceable Stuck in a crowd of identical souls that are irreplaceable Oh you're no good Don't die right now Oh you're still alive Don't die on this hill Oh admit you're wrong Don't die for your sins I am so respectable you'll see It's a biohazard here with me You cannot hold her hand again, at least in this life You beg and plead but what you need is a brand new life You fabricate and validate a short forever
8.
Breath is fogging up in the frost Dead deer bloating up as it rots oh It's no metaphor it's the real thing Juxtapose these radical feelings Chase the horror with something special Turn your brain off you're gonna stress yourself out It gets worse from here on out And It gets worse so far beyond your wildest dreams It gets worse from here on out And It gets worse so far beyond imagination Fall in love fall head over heels Check the dumpster for your next meal oh Hate, despair, and love coexisting See the beauty here, stop resisting Give them something to laugh about Break your nose the blood gushes out oh Win them over, charm them instead Don't let them know you're fucked in the head If you remember times that were special Just forget it, you're gonna stress yourself out It gets worse from here on out And It gets worse so far beyond your wildest dreams It gets worse from here on out And It gets worse so far beyond your wildest fears It gets worse from here on out And It gets worse so far beyond your wildest dreams It gets worse from here on out And It gets worse so far beyond imagination
9.
Placed it seems in a dream I hide in a house obscured by trees And we meet: “I don’t know you and you don’t know me But I swear to God that you look familiar Are we lovers in another life?” She said “You must be mistaken For as you can see I am Rhiannon Herman (x4) I’m not your family (x4) [Both, overlaid] (x4) I scream but I am unheard Attacked by my father’s doppelgänger And I find the pictures hanging up on your wall That were never taken in another universe Friends and family that I can’t recall I guess now I’m a stranger For when I’m asleep you are Rhiannon Herman (x4) I’m not your family (x4) Get out of my house now (x4) Is this the real world or am I in Hell? How can I trust you and how can I tell? Your family’s my family but they’re not the same Rhiannon Herman you know that you love me This isn’t your maiden name This world it means nothing there’s no repercussions So look for me when I’m awake
10.
Beer Money 03:56
I bust my ass For cold hard cash Day in, day out Twist words, twist and shout Who needs honey? Just beer money Silver and gold To have and to hold We are losing the war a decade before we fought a single battle Treating your fellow man as best as you can is not this big a hassle No incentive you gave successfully makes me want to sign that contract We are losing the war a decade before it starts You reveal your machinations Just as you're too drunk to speak If loose lips bring pink slips then I'll Decorate my walls with fuchsia We are losing the war a decade before we fought a single battle We are losing the war a decade before we even have been drafted Na (x74)
11.
When your intentions come as a surprise Leg cramps and sprains on a mental exercise Spending a decade buildings shacks of cards When they collapse they will not crash too hard And I think you're taking this far worse than you should I wouldn’t worry if I were you Rest your head We should bury it Carry on instead Faction's reactions serve to separate Blink once to learn why not to hesitate And I think you're taking this far worse than you should And your pained dramatic fainting does you no good And our bluff has brought us far enough Out of the ashes arise lighter ashes That maybe get picked up by the wind Their new purpose is to take purchase In different soil where life can begin I wouldn’t worry if I were you Rest your head We should bury it Carry on instead I wouldn’t worry if I were you Rest your head We should bury it Carry on instead (Underneath: I think you’re taking this far Far worse and I would rest your head I think you’re taking this far So carry on instead)
12.
I am the cigarette you flicked out the window Explosion of embers at a hundred miles an hour I'm no longer there to stink your car up anymore Light up another one to make your kisses taste sour I am the Honda on the shoulder up ahead Testing your stopping distance through a haze of booze These are the times you tell your friends make life alive Remember you told her that there's nothing left to lose We can go and wreck ourselves We can go and wreck our lives We can go and wreck ourselves We can never reconcile I'm the decisions that led to this point tonight A vodka-soaked argument that threw you out the door This is the end result of having to be right Collisions of steel and bone, well guess which always wins We can go and wreck ourselves We can go and wreck our lives We can go and wreck ourselves We can never reconcile We are the architects of everyone's demise Scanning the highways for the drivers down below We're always and everywhere as far as I've surmised No one expects today's the day that they are going to go We can go and wreck ourselves We can go and wreck our lives OH. We can wreck ourselves We can wreck our lives We can wreck ourselves We can't reconcile I'll rearrange your face Can't hold her hand again Got a bad attitude Ten times out of ten WRECK. OUR. SELVES. WRECK. OUR. LIVES. We can go and wreck ourselves We can go and wreck our lives We can go and wreck ourselves We can never reconcile

credits

released February 15, 2019

All songs written by Tiger Castle

Recorded in miscellaneous locations in Southeast PA, NJ, and a lil bit in Charleston, SC

Produced by Tiger Castle & Kyle Pulley

Mixed by Kyle Pulley at Headroom, Philadelphia
www.theheadroomphiladelphia.com
assisted by Mark Watter

Mastered by Ryan Schwabe, Philadelphia, PA

Cover designed by Shaylyn Berlew
Original cover drawing by Sohee Cha

Recording Personnel:
Jon Urban – Electric Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, 12-String Guitar, Electric Bass, Bass VI, Analog Synth, Omnichord, Piano, Glockenspiel, Toms, Tambourine, Vocals
John Rinaldo – Electric Bass, Vocals
Aaron Abel – Electric Guitar, 12-String Guitar, Vocals
Alec Minan – Drums
Dan Addis – Claps on 5, Screms on 12
Erin Fox – Backing Vox on 4, 6, 10, 11, 12
Matt Fell – Backing Vox on 3, 5, 10, 11, 12
Anthony Logiovino – Backing Vox on 4, 6, 8, 12
Cathy Urban – Incidentally-Recorded Audio on 1



Special Thanks: Headroom Studio, Shane Woods, Brendan Simpson, Mom & Dad, Grant, Pat, Tomas, Abel Bros. Towing Company, Trappe MD, Residence Inn Charleston Airport, Charlotte, NC Sam Ash, Dave

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Tiger Castle Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

"Music that makes you wanna play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater."

Power pop but dumber, pop punk without the baggage. If you like harmonized guitar leads, fast dense songs, sometimes being really dreamy, air-guitaring at the back of the basement show crowd, Jeff Rosenstock, Rozwell Kid, Diarrhea Planet, or PUP, you'll probably like us. Go Birds. ... more

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