Impossible Rivals EP

by Tiger Castle

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1.
Pepe El Jefe 03:07
A force of nature wakes He's made of liquid fire He's murdered several million Deserving victims, what he requires The armies clean their ranks The churches turn to dust The demon he is deified He never ages, never dies There is no time for rest It's time he could be ruling A mass of several million Deserving victims, heeding his word He's never satisfied consuming the galaxy He rides the psychic waves to spread his philosophy He rises to the throne to declare his legacy: "See my face and know I am the Lord" A fierce leviathan A force of nature reckoned He's an abomination A single look can turn you insane The thing that should not be He cries in awesome triumph It will destroy your eardrums A single note from haunting refrains His body blocks the sun And casts the earth in shadow Begin the subjugation The huddled masses heeding his word He's never satisfied consuming the galaxy He rides the psychic waves to spread his philosophy He rises to the throne to declare his legacy: "See my face and know I am the Lord"
2.
We can agree to disagree As long as it's mundane But your beliefs that came to light Cannot be well explained These are decisions that stay here on Earth The two of us should think it through Don't blame the stars or your Scorpio sign I'm placing the burden on you Don't consult your horoscope I know you're dying to I hesitate to call your bullshit But we know it's true These are decisions that stay here on Earth The two of us should think it through Don't blame the stars or your Scorpio sign I'm placing the burden on you Call me when you're prepared Call me when you're all there, there, there These are decisions that stay here on Earth The two of us should think it through Don't blame the stars or your Scorpio sign I'm placing the burden on you
3.
You know I love you too I feel sick, I felt sick I do not have to be your friend I feel sick, I felt sick And I am going to feed I feel ill, I fell ill And I am really fine with me I feel ill, I fell ill It's a good idea, better than your filth There's years of scum and oils caked up in the corners Ravings of a madman lick against your eardrums Drill in your subconscious Like your favorite song, it grows its roots Oh yeah How can you be so stupid? Don't talk back, don't talk back It's not okay to speak I can see, I did see And this is not a diary I can see, I did see So turn all of your thoughts to the man you love I am a beautiful person (x4) And so am I (x a bunch) Free The aneurysm floods the brain The pressure is unbearable The feeling's not so bad you claim Embrace is calm and merciful
4.
I'm a fat disgusting corporate shill I kill what I eat and I eat who I kill You can't stop me from making money Off disenfranchised battered souls So what, who cares? Who's that, who's there? Now it's chic to care at all So what, who cares? Who's that, who's there? So can you spare time at all? I've invented the best thing you've ever seen A perpetual money making machine You can't stop it from making profit Off the poor and decimated souls So what, who cares? Who's that, who's there? Now it's chic to care at all So what, who cares? Who's that, who's there? So can you spare time at all? Oh my god, is this real Tell your wife, tell your kids I forgot, you don't have any It's a shame you're alone Oh my god, tell your friends Tell them all it's real Like a fire, unforgettable Burning all of the poor souls in its path FUCK YOU
5.
And Randy 03:26
I don't owe a goddamn thing I made this for myself And I don't owe a goddamn thing I made this for myself How could you dare infringe on my rights? You should've known I'd start a fight Everyone should be free to do as they pleased It's all I ever asked And you can try to pry it from my cold dead hands yourself 'Cause there's no way I'll give it up to sell You can't take what I have earned No there's no way in hell No I don't owe a goddamn thing I made this for myself I don't have time for everyone's failures All my success is what I claimed Nobody else wants it hard enough Why can't they do the same? Now you take all your repo men And place them on the shelf 'Cause I don't owe a goddamn thing I made this for myself
6.
"I don't quite follow, explain as best you can" "It's so elementary, why don't you understand? Our business direction does not sync with yours We're thinking of letting you go Clean your desk, delete your emails Security will walk you from the premises I hope you will prepare a fresh resume This is the wrong time to make such a scene of things Won't you consider your sense of propriety? This is the wrong place to make such an awful stink I'd be embarrassed were I in your shoes." Three fortnights later at company retreat You show uninvited and reek of whiskey neat You give the CFO a stern talking-to He never has met you before Why'd you let it come to this? We're going to have to call the cops again Again Third time this month And I won't pry much now into your private life But something's fishy, you're making such a scene And your reaction's disproportionate We would rather not take action, you're forcing it Your behavior is unintuitive This is more response than we really ought to give Don't cause a scene

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released May 2, 2015

People Who Did Stuff:

Jon Urban: Guitar, Bass, Drums, GarageBand Drums, Vocals, Miscellaneous Yelps, Bass Ukulele, Toy Drum Set, Analog Synth, $5 Yamaha Keyboard, Tambourine

Special Thanks to Guitar Center of Plymouth Meeting, PA and George's Music of Berwyn, PA, for unwittingly allowing me to record on some of their instruments

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Tiger Castle Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

"Music that makes you wanna play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater."

Power pop but dumber, pop punk without the baggage. If you like harmonized guitar leads, fast dense songs, sometimes being really dreamy, air-guitaring at the back of the basement show crowd, Jeff Rosenstock, Rozwell Kid, Diarrhea Planet, or PUP, you'll probably like us. Go Birds. ... more

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